May 2009
1 post
“One must not let oneself be misled: they say ‘Judge not!’ but they...”
– ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
May 22nd
April 2009
1 post
“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Apr 27th
October 2008
7 posts
You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.
And there’s no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past the moment. Jacking off. Television. Denial.
Oct 13th
WatchWatch
Oct 8th
Science of Happy.
“I wanted to talk a little bit about the science of happiness but it turns out that the science of happiness made me a little bit anxious. For example, psychologist Dan Gilbert just wrote a book called Stumbling on Happiness In it, he says that a lot of the really big things that can happen in your life don’t really have that much of an impact on your long-term happiness. Getting sick,...
Oct 8th
Oh, I will be. I'll be squad leader!
So I really miss two summers ago. Laying around in the grass at KFC/T-Bell with Tim, Bethany and Louie.  And laying around on the couches in FLCC taking pictures of random men talking on their cell phones and sleeping on couches. That’s really all I’ve got today.
Oct 6th
I killed the robots and I'm sorry.
I really want grilled cheese right now. And yea, that’s a weird thing to crave, considering it’s just buttery toast with cheese melted inside.  I really want to try it with bacon, onions and a tomato inside of it.  Someone make me that this instant! Man, what else could you do with grilled cheese?  And don’t say dip it in tomato soup, because that’s fucking...
Oct 5th
Rabble rabble rabble.
I wish, at some point in my life, that I could say that I posted the most offensive item on the Internet. Now wouldn’t that kick a little ass? It would. I had a Tom Collins today.  If you don’t know what that is, google that shit.  It kind of reminds me of banana runts, only it doesn’t taste like dog dick.  A drunk man bought it for me, he was kind of old.  Not old enough...
Oct 2nd
Snip snap.
Whoever invented chocolate milk is a fucking genius and should be accepted into the “Fucking Genius Hall of Fame.”  And if there isn’t such a place, there should be. Make it. I command it. Although, I’m not really sure if chocolate milk can be called an invention.  Can you invent food? Regardless, I want to know the thought process behind the invention of food...
Oct 1st
September 2008
2 posts
It was a half-and-half, first of all.
As time rolls by… I wonder why… I felt inclined to try.
Sep 30th
Fuckin' Dipshit!
I almost forgot about this thing.  Blogging. Online Journals. Whatever else it could be called seems so 2007.   Yea, I said it… So… The Navy.. Fuckin’ genius! It’s been six months since I escaped that goddamn place and I still feel like such utter shit from being there that I haven’t even wanted to talk about it really.  I guess I’ll save it all for another...
Sep 26th
You can dream a little dream Or you can live a little dream I’d rather live it Cuz dreamers always chase But never get it
Sep 10th
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way.
Sep 9th
“To see is to experience the world as it is, to remember is to experience the...”
– Daniel Gilbert
Sep 5th