Rabble rabble rabble.

I wish, at some point in my life, that I could say that I posted the most offensive item on the Internet.

Now wouldn’t that kick a little ass?

It would.

I had a Tom Collins today.  If you don’t know what that is, google that shit.  It kind of reminds me of banana runts, only it doesn’t taste like dog dick.  A drunk man bought it for me, he was kind of old.  Not old enough where he needed to wear diapers but still old enough to where it’s kind of creepy that he bought a 22 year old male an alcoholic beverage.  But who’s going to turn down free alcohol?

I’m not, that’s for sure.